This shirt is so soft. The print is great for lake days and it's very comfortable.
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🇺🇸 Printed fresh & shipped from the USA⚓ Made for the deck, not the dock

Funny Pontoon Captain Women's Tank Top – Like A Captain, Only Drunker
🇺🇸 Printed fresh & shipped from the USA⚓ Made for the deck, not the dock
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Next Level 1533 Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Pontoon Captain Drunker Ladies Tank: Captain Your Style, Stay Cool
Command your look and stay cool on deck with this 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Ladies Tank. Designed for the woman who runs the pontoon party, this racerback tank features our signature pontoon boat, anchors, and ship's wheel graphic. It’s the perfect blend of nautical flair and playful humor, ideal for those sunny days when you want to feel comfortable, stylish, and in charge.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable all day long.
- Flattering racerback cut designed for a stylish, feminine fit.
- Features a fun, humorous graphic celebrating the pontoon captain's spirit.
- Showcases your love for pontoon life with a unique, statement-making design.
Why We Designed This
We know that the 'fun captain' role often falls to the women on board – the ones orchestrating the good times, keeping the vibes high, and maybe steering with a little extra flair. This tank is for the Pontoon Mom, the First Mate, the Queen of the Deck. It’s about celebrating that energy and the sheer joy of being out on the water. We wanted to create a piece that felt as vibrant and fun as the women who wear it, acknowledging that they’re not just passengers; they’re often the captains of the fun.
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This ladies' tank is perfect for those sweltering summer days or active outings on the boat. Pair it with shorts or your favorite swim bottoms for a complete look.
Perfect For
- The 'Pontoon Mom' or First Mate who loves to lead the fun.
- Girls' weekends or bachelorette parties on the water.
- A fun gift for your favorite boat-loving friend.
- Active days spent enjoying the sunshine and lake life.
- ✓ Features the witty 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' slogan.
- ✓ Includes a charming white pontoon boat graphic with nautical elements.
- ✓ Designed for the fun-loving, confident woman of the pontoon.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable racerback fabric for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Flattering fit that’s perfect for a day on the water.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the fit of the 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Ladies Tank?
This is a flattering racerback tank designed specifically for women. It offers a comfortable, feminine fit that’s perfect for staying cool and stylish on the pontoon.
How does the 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' design look on this racerback tank?
The humorous pontoon boat graphic and the 'LIKE A REGULAR CAPTAIN ONLY MORE DRUNKER' text are printed with high-quality ink, ensuring the design is vibrant and appealing on the ladies' cut.
Is this ladies' tank a good choice for a 'Pontoon Mom'?
Absolutely. It’s designed for comfort and style, allowing any pontoon mom to show off her captain status with a fun, humorous twist while enjoying her time on the water.
Can this tank be part of a matching family set?
Yes, this Ladies Tank is designed to complement other items in our collection, making it easy to create a fun, coordinated family set for your next pontoon outing.
What makes this tank ideal for sunny pontoon adventures?
The lightweight, breathable fabric and the racerback design ensure you stay cool and comfortable, even on the hottest days. It's perfect for maximizing enjoyment on the water.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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