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comfy lake shirt
This shirt is so soft. The print is great for lake days and it's very comfortable.
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🇺🇸 Printed fresh & shipped from the USA⚓ Made for the deck, not the dock
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Funny Pontoon Captain Tank Top – Like A Captain, Only Drunker
$40.00$22.95SaleYou save 43%!
🇺🇸 Printed fresh & shipped from the USA⚓ Made for the deck, not the dock
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Pontoon Captain Drunker Tank: Stay Cool at the Helm
Make waves and stay cool with this 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Tank Top. Designed for maximum comfort on sunny days, this tank features our signature pontoon boat, anchors, and ship's wheel graphic. It’s the perfect way to show off your pontoon captain pride while keeping comfortable and stylish. Whether you're steering the boat or soaking up the sun, this tank is your ultimate deck companion.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for hot days on the water.
- Features a fun, humorous graphic that celebrates the pontoon captain lifestyle.
- A relaxed fit that allows for easy movement and maximum comfort.
- Showcases your love for boating with a unique, captain-worthy design.
Why We Designed This
We know that pontoon life is all about enjoying the sun, the water, and the good company. This tank top was created for those perfect, warm days when you want to feel free and comfortable. It's for the captain who leads the fun, the deck crew member who's always ready to dive in, and anyone who believes that a pontoon is the best place to be. The 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' message captures that carefree spirit – you're in charge, but you're definitely here for a good time.
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This tank is ideal for those scorching summer days when you need to stay cool. Pair it with shorts or swim trunks for the ultimate lake day outfit.
Perfect For
- Hot summer days spent cruising on the pontoon.
- Beach parties or lakeside gatherings.
- A fun gift for the pontoon enthusiast in your life.
- Anyone who loves to relax and have fun on the water.
- ✓ Features the witty 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' text.
- ✓ Includes a classic white pontoon boat graphic with nautical accents.
- ✓ Designed for the fun-loving, laid-back pontoon captain.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric for maximum comfort in the heat.
- ✓ Relaxed fit perfect for active days on the water.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the fit of the 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Unisex Tank?
This is a unisex jersey tank top, designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit. It's perfect for staying cool and mobile while you're commanding your pontoon.
How does the design look on this tank top?
The humorous 'LIKE A REGULAR CAPTAIN ONLY MORE DRUNKER' text and the pontoon boat graphic are printed with quality ink, ensuring the design is clear and stands out on the lightweight tank.
Is this tank top suitable for hot days on the pontoon?
Absolutely. The sleeveless design and breathable jersey fabric make it ideal for staying cool and comfortable during sunny days on the lake or while enjoying water activities.
Who would enjoy this tank as a gift?
This tank is a fantastic gift for any pontoon captain, dad, or boating enthusiast who loves a good laugh and wants to stay cool on the water. Perfect for summer birthdays or Father's Day.
Can this tank be part of a family set?
Yes, this unisex tank is a great addition to any family set. It can be paired with ladies' tanks or other styles to ensure everyone on the deck crew has a fun, matching shirt.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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