Funny Pontoon Captain Long Sleeve Shirt – Like A Captain, Only Drunker

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Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker Long Sleeve in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm with like colors
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Do not bleach
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Pontoon Captain Drunker Long Sleeve: Navigate the Season in Style

Extend your pontoon season and your captain status with this 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Long Sleeve tee. Featuring the classic pontoon boat illustration, anchors, and ship's wheel, this shirt is your go-to for those cooler evenings on the water or sunny days when you need a little extra protection. It’s the perfect blend of nautical charm and playful humor for the captain who loves to steer the ship (and perhaps enjoy a beverage or two).

Why You'll Love It

  • Provides comfortable coverage for cooler days or sun protection on deck.
  • The durable print showcases your pontoon captain pride with a fun, self-aware twist.
  • A relaxed fit that allows for easy movement, whether you're at the helm or lounging.
  • Versatile style that looks great on its own or layered under a jacket.

Why We Designed This

We know that pontoon season doesn't always stick to the summer months. This long sleeve was created for those captains who want to keep the good times rolling, rain or shine, warm or cool. It’s for the person who treats their pontoon like a year-round destination, the one who’s always ready to host, navigate, and celebrate. The 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' message is our nod to the relaxed, fun-loving spirit that defines pontoon life – a little bit in charge, a lot in charge of the fun.

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This long sleeve is ideal for those transitional weather days or when you want to keep the sun off your arms. It's your reliable companion for every pontoon adventure, from spring cruising to fall fishing.

Perfect For

  • Crisp fall days spent enjoying the last of the lake season.
  • Evening cruises when the temperature drops.
  • A thoughtful gift for the pontoon enthusiast in your life.
  • Layering under a vest or jacket for added warmth.
  • Features the humorous 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' design.
  • Includes a white pontoon boat illustration with nautical accents.
  • Celebrates the pontoon captain's dual role: leader and party instigator.
  • Soft, breathable long-sleeve fabric for comfort and coverage.
  • Durable construction designed to withstand the elements and frequent wear.
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the material of the 'Like A Regular Captain Only More Drunker' Long Sleeve shirt?

This long sleeve tee is crafted from 100% ultra-cotton, providing a durable and comfortable feel. It's designed to be a reliable layer for cooler days on the water.

How does the design look on the long sleeve version?

The 'LIKE A REGULAR CAPTAIN ONLY MORE DRUNKER' graphic and the pontoon boat illustration are printed with high-quality inks, ensuring the design remains vibrant and clear on the sleeves and front.

Is this long sleeve shirt good for sun protection on the pontoon?

Yes, the long sleeves offer added coverage, making it a great option for protecting your arms from the sun during longer pontoon excursions or when the temperature drops in the evening.

Who would appreciate this long sleeve as a gift?

This makes an excellent gift for any pontoon captain or boating enthusiast who enjoys spending time on the water, especially during transitional seasons or for added sun protection.

Can I wear this comfortably indoors or outdoors?

Absolutely. The breathable cotton fabric makes it comfortable for outdoor activities like boating, fishing, or casual wear, and it's also cozy enough for relaxing indoors.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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